My best friend [Matt Lucas] is gay. He got married to his partner. My son was the ring bearer at the wedding and I was the best man. There were loads of kids there. It was fantastic. I thought, ”Fingers crossed these children won’t have any prejudice.“ If I had gone to a wedding between 2 men or 2 women aged 10, 11, 12; I wouldn’t have had any sense of prejudice. There would be no reason to feel like that. So I’m pleased with that. I hope people respond to it in a positive way. I mean it only in a positive way.” My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him. No one knows who first started telling dad jokes, but the theory goes that it started in the middle ages when kings would sit down with their princely sons and tell jokes to try and cheer them up. The first time the term “dad joke” was used on the internet was in 2003. Christians are portrayed as unpopular and socially awkward, church is pitifully unpopular and heroic people stay well clear of both. Chapter 19: A Warning Chapter 20: Seven P Chapter 21: Barf Chapter 22: Trust Chapter 23: Shopping Trolley Chapter 24: Monsters of the Deep Chapter 25: Boom! Chapter 26: Hot Pursuit Chapter 27: Goal! Chapter 28: A Mighty Duel Chapter 29: No Way Out Chapter 30: Countdown Chapter 31: Demolition Derby Chapter 32: What Goes Up Must Come Down Chapter 33: Sulk Chapter 34: Crime Does Pay Chapter 35: Champagne, Perfume and Hairspray Chapter 36: Loot Chapter 37: Bursting a Brain Chapter 38: Stop! Chapter 39: A Figure in the Shadows Chapter 40: Empty Chairs Chapter 41: Guilty Chapter 42: No One Says No Chapter 43: Pongy Cheese Chapter 44: Sneeze Juice Chapter 45: Masterplan Chapter 46: A Riddle Chapter 47: Where Did You Get That Goose?

We know there are people out there with prejudices, who sometimes disapprove of things, normally it’s the adults. We’ve got to move forward haven’t we? Towards love and acceptance. There might be people who resist it. But ultimately hopefully opinions will change. They’ll be brushed aside. As we go towards a much kinder way of living our lives.” A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.” What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line. I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody. Here are 200 of our favorite dad jokes, separated into several distinct categories for any dad-amusing situation. Make your father laugh today. Punny Dad Jokes

Reverend Judith

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.

At the end of this novel, Frank’s father has been released from prison, he has forgiven his mother for walking out on the family, the gangsters are in prison and his aunt is happily married, leaving Frank to say to his father, “I’ve got nothing left to wish for. All I ever wanted, all I ever needed, was you. My dad.”

If you’ve ever had a father (or currently are one), you don’t need me to explain a Dad Joke. To paraphrase US Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart when expounding on how to identify pornography in 1964, you’ll know it when you see it. Life was golden. Because Dad was a local hero, everyone wanted to know him. Whenever he took his son out for pie and mash, the owner of the shop would give them double helpings and then wouldn’t let them pay a penny. If Frank was walking down the street with his father, people in cars would beep their horns… BEEP! BEEP! … and smile and wave. The boy always felt a burst of pride whenever that happened. Frank even got marked up on a test by his Maths teacher after the man got a photo taken with his father at parents’ evening. No one was a bigger fan of Dad than his own son. The boy As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice. If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.

My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdfThe terrible rating is perhaps harsh but it takes into account the expectations around a Walliam's book. Particularly looking at the Boy in the Dress, his first novel, I found it very difficult to like Bad Dad, for many reasons. Being very cynical, it felt like the kind of novel that an established and very successful novelist can bring out - formulaic and basically not very good - but know it will sell anyway. There are so many repeated motifs and jokes. Not always a bad thing - Dahl did it plenty, Dahl to whom Walliam's is impossibly compared - but some of the choices here result in it being difficult to distinguish elements of Bad Dad from his other books. The poor, hard-done-to father/son combo and a couple of irritating yet loving female characters on the side mirrors the cast of Demon Dentist a little too closely. Simply put, it felt like I'd read it before.