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Especially after reading about pills that make your farts smell like chocolate, this may be the next logical step. But despite the fun times I would imagine I could have in the bathroom enjoying a toilet full of glitter poop, I would not ingest a bunch of tiny plastic particles for fun. Undeterred, I took two with a sizable lunch, but was still greeted with a disappointingly average but reassuringly healthy-looking piece of fecal matter later in the day. Perhaps throwing my digestive system yet another curveball with the classic “breakfast-for-dinner” play would throw it off enough to cause it to start actually shitting glitter.

Your security is our priority, and we are committed to offering you a safe and reliable payment experience with these trusted payment providers. The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. Art crafts ingested may pass through your system without making you sick, but your body won’t necessarily process them like it does food items. Don’t worry, we’d never thought about it either, still, in one of the most bizarre business ideas ever concocted, one Ohio-based company is now selling glitter pills that, supposedly, make your poop… glittery!

While we all realize that this fascination with a glitter poo is probably taking us a step backward on the evolutionary ladder, the fact remains: IT’S KINDA AWESOME! Though all the sellers marketing the glitter pills insist they are meant for decorative purposes only and not for consumption, the true purpose of them, hidden beneath a wink and a nod, is to make your excrement sparkle. The pills arrived about a week later, accompanied by a charming handwritten note thanking me for my purchase written in all-too-appropriate hot pink glitter and a special “bonus” pill of the “funky stripe” variety. I made sure to put away things like the scissors and the hot glue gun where my toddler couldn’t reach.Please note that this will mean a delay in receiving your parcel as customs can take 1-2 weeks to process a parcel, though it is sometimes faster. If you’ve ever owned a dog or had a kid, you’ve probably realized, however, that the non-toxic label is no joke. We support people, families and communities with neurodiversity / neurodevelopmental conditions that require sensory inputs.

This site is protected by reCAPTCHA Enterprise and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.If there’s a lesson to be learned here, and there are several that I’m sure I’ll uncover in therapy years down the road, it’s that humans are ugly, deceitful creatures who will build you up on promises of sparkling shit and will proceed to crush you with absolute betrayal. Simply put, non-toxic means that if the product is absorbed through the skin or ingested, it won’t poison you in either the short or long term. The plastic wrap that encloses your lunchtime sandwich is non-toxic, but you unwrap the food before eating it,” he says. The Daily Dot reached out to multiple toxicologists and regulatory agencies to try and understand what it means for a craft product to be labeled non-toxic, and what might happen if an adult were to ingest glitter pills.